Before there was grunge.....there was Mudhoney!!!.
Right on to the naming and ruddy shaming (rant upcoming!).
My wife, the Amazing Mrs Sprinks was right, there i have said it!. Do i feel better.....well, sort of!. 'but what was she right about?' i hear you cry, well Mrs Sprinks has often been known to proclaim the mighty maxim 'DONT YOU HAVE ENOUGH LITTLE MEN BY NOW YOU WONDERFUL, BUFF, KINDHEARTED EXAMPLE OF A MAN?' (she may not use those words exactly). My normal response being to don the metaphorical smoking jacket and quip 'My dear, you simply cannot have too many of these wonderful little toys, for there is much to explore. Dont worry your pretty head about such things' for the record this response was never finished in its entirety and always ended in '.OWW!!'.
But i have finally come to the realization that she may have a point!. I know, pick yourself up oh fellow hobbiest and gurdle your loins, this next bit may require the use of smelling salts to plough through!. I had decided to sell off a few bits and bobs i was never going to get on the table to fund the purchase of some more 12mm goodness and to that end i decided it would be a good idea to organize my collection of 1/72 plastics to see what was surplus. I skipped to the hobby area (where Mrs Sprinks keeps the 'little men' out of eyeshot of visitors!) with a roll of plastic sandwich bags in hand to quickly execute said task and then put my feet up. Two hours later i had maybe sorted a fifth of my bits and run out of bags!. With hindsight this should have sounded the alarm in my head that all was not well. Another roll of bags and three days later the plastic goodies are sorted into sets ready to decide whats staying. It looked like this!:
Millie the Wronghammer hound included for scale!.
It was at this point i realized i may have a problem!.
So, it is with head bowed i admit i am a hoarder of plastic with far more minis than i will ever use, its no wonder i can never stick to one project with all this nagging away at me for a go on the table!. So the first step to recovery they say is admitting you have a problem. Check. The next one is to get ruthless and sell off the stuff that is surplus.! Lummie, that may be a huge task!. So i will be chucking a few batches of stuff on the 'bay to shift it in the next few weeks, looking to keep only what i will actually use in projects (and what i can realistically paint in one lifetime!). However there are two things i will do first. First, dear readers of this bobbins, is to show the bits for sale here first for you guys before they hit ebay. You guys put up with my cruddy blabbings so its only right you get first dibs (although i may be simply enabling some of you!). If you fancy any of it leave a comment and i will get back to you. Twhit:
Caesar Libyan Warriors
Zvezda Persians
Zvezda Austrian Pikes and muskets one full set on sprue and some odd bits.
Dark Dream Studio Landsknechts
Red box 16th cent Italians
Revell Normans
A f**ktonne of Mini Art Medievals. (my legs not included!)
Red box and Orion Turkish troops.
The second thing is to say that if in the time you have been reading this blog you have seen any bits you think you would like feel free to leave a comment and i will see what can be done.
.......'till next time......
Shame indeed - actually doesn't look like TOO many little plastic men...
ReplyDeleteThanks sir, but i do need a ruddy good clear out!.
DeleteNot too many at all...
ReplyDeleteActually, now that i look at it.... :)
DeleteNot a shame but a big sad moment when a man must give away his beloved little men collection (even if partially..)
ReplyDeleteCourage , speinks, you must stay strong Now
I will stay strong...i will stay strong....i wil...
DeleteI think you have a problem mate.
ReplyDelete...it's not an addiction. It's the fact that you would contemplate selling the little guys :(
I find that I only want to get rid of figures when they let me down in a game.
After last year's Neerwinden debacle (where I killed 4 commanders in a row), the figure that represented the Duke of Berwick was presented in front of the all of the other troops, then ritually smacked to pulp with a hammer...
...you see? I don't have a problem.
'The cost of leadership'!!. Did you shout 'And let that be a lesson to you' as an example to all the other officers as the hammer swung?.
DeleteDont worry too much, the resulting cash will form the net hobby budget for oooohh a month or so!.
Yes indeed.
ReplyDeleteI've since learned that smacking wargames figures with a hammer is particularly bad therapy.
Apparently, everyone else already knew?!?
You clearly don't have enough... that's not a mountain, it's a pimple. Get you to the market and treat yourself to some more. 1/72 figures are cheap as chips compared to any other size, so indulge yourself .
ReplyDeleteWill send pigeon tomorrow morning.
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